
Denis Lavant…as a sewer-dwelling mutant
“HOLY MOTORS” My rating: B (Opening Dec. 28 at the Tivoli)
115 minutes |No MPAA rating
I won’t try to tell you that I understand what’s going on in Leos Carax’s brain-scratching “Holy Motors.”
But like a handful of other impenetrable, out-there films (I’m thinking especially of David Lynch’s “Mulholland Drive”), this spectacularly weird entry gnaws its way into your head and takes up residence without ever laying its cards out on the table.
I found it exhilarating. No doubt many will find it maddening.
Both responses are perfectly valid.
“Holy Motors” follows one day in the life of Monsieur Oscar (Denis Lavant). We meet him leaving an ultra-modern residence in the Paris suburbs. He’s a gray-haired, middle-aged man in an expensive business suit, and as a slew of frolicking children calling him “Papa” wave bye-bye and wish him a good day, Oscar walks down his driveway and enters a white stretch limo driven by Celine (Edith Scob), a quietly elegant woman in her early 70s.
Once ensconced in the back of the limo, Oscar picks up a folder which holds information on his next “assignment.” Soon he has shucked his hair (it’s a wig…he’s bald underneath) and clothing and transformed himself – with the help of makeup, costumes and props stashed in the car – into a crippled crone who spends an hour on a Paris bridge begging for coins.
Next it’s off to a film studio. Oscar pulls on a form-fitting black motion-capture suit (the kind peppered with ping pong balls) and enters a dark soundstage where he goes through a series of martial arts movements and engages in an erotic dance with a similarly-suited female contortionist.
Then it’s off to Pere Lachaise Cemetery where Oscar (having fashioned himself into a hideous, flower-eating madman) kidnaps an American fashion model (Eva Mendes) from a photo shoot and takes her, Quasimodo style, to a room deep in the city’s sewers.
“THE BIG PICTURE” My rating: B (Opens Dec. 14 a the Tivoli)
“HITCHCOCK” My rating: B (Opening Dec. 7 at the Cinemark Plaza and Glenwood Arts)





