“KLOWN” My rating: B- (Opening August 3 at the Alamo Draughthouse)
89 minutes | MPAA rating: R
Featuring a “Bad Santa” level of reprobate behavior and more embarrassing situations than “The Hangover” and “There’s Something About Mary” combined, “Klown” may be that rarest of cinematic beasts: a foreign film that appeals to mainstream tastes.
This Danish comedy from Mikkel Norgaard teams two infantile adult males with a 12-year-old introvert and plops them all down in a canoe trip. Whatever could go wrong does go wrong.
Frank (Frank Hvam) is a gangly, goofy middle-aged doofus who has just learned his girlfriend is pregnant. Perfectly aware of his irresponsible proclivities, she’s considering an abortion.
To prove his paternal potential, Frank agrees to look after his young nephew Bo (Marcuz Jess Petersen) for an extended weekend. They’ll take a canoe trip with Frank’s friend Casper (Casper Christensen).
Bo is an uncommunicative phlegmatic lump obsessed with his penis size. Casper is an omnivorous horndog who sees the canoe trip as an opportunity to jump high school girls and to attend a convention of international hookers. No, seriously. (more…)











