“COSMOPOLIS” My rating: C (Opening Aug. 31 at the Glenwood Arts)
108 minutes | MPAA rating: R
Because it stars “Twilight” hottie Robert Pattinson, some of his loyal tweener fans and their moms may think about seeing his latest film, “Cosmopolis.”
Think again.
Our first glimpse of Rob-Pat as Eric Packer, a billionaire master of Wall Street, does remind a bit of his “Twilight” persona. Packer is pale, red-lipped and hides from the sun behind a dark pair of glasses. And you could describe him as a vampire, at least in the economic sense.
But beware, ladies. This film was directed by David Cronenberg, who has made a career of psychopathy (see “Crash,” “Dead Rigners,” etc.), and over its nearly two-hour running time Pattinson’s Packer has sex with several women, kills someone (for no apparent reason) and submits to the longest prostate examination in medical (and certainly movie) history.
Moreover, “Cosmopolis” is a dispiritingly leaden movie, one populated less with characters than with archtypes. People here speak in long, theatrical monologues. They might as well be wind-up toys.
It wears out its welcome long before the closing bell. Continue Reading »









