“SWEET VIRGINIA” My rating: C+
93 minutes | MPAA rating: R
Slickly made but essentially hollow, “Sweet Virginia” is a good-looking piece of neo noir that fritters away a good cast on a so-so story.
In the first moments of this moody effort from director James M. Dagg and scenarists Benjamin and Paul China, three men engaged in an after-hours poker game in a small-town Rockies restaurant are gunned down. The boyish killer (Christopher Abbott) makes it look like a robbery, but we soon learn that he was hired by local gal Lila (Imogen Poots) to murder her no-good cheating’ hubby.
Lila isn’t thrilled that two innocent lives were taken in the operation; she’s even more upset when she learns that her late spouse was insolvent. There’s no way she can pay the hit man, whose name is Elwood, the $50,000 she owes him.
Meanwhile Sam (Jon Bernthal), a beat-up former rodeo champ, runs his motel (the Sweet Virginia of the title) and tries to ignore the fact that all those times he was dumped on his head will probably leave him with a case of early onset dementia.
Ironically, Sam has been having an affair with Bernadette (Rosemarie DeWitt), the wife of one of the shooting victims. He’s decent enough to feel bad about continuing their liaison…but he gives in to Bernadette’s entreaties.
It all comes to a head when Lila, desperate to get the nasty Elwood off her case, sics him on a likely home robbery target. The ensuing mayhem will involve most of the film’s main characters.
“Sweet Virginia” takes a long time to go nowhere. Especially irritating is the dialogue, which often dips into pretentiousness by giving the characters cryptic mumbles when all we really want is a straight declarative sentence.
That said, the perfs are fine with Abbott’s moody, unpredictable and unprofessional killer talking most of the honors.
| Robert W. Butler