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Tom Brady, Bill Bilachick

“DYNASTY: THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS”  (Apple+):   

Even as a fair-weather sports fan I was aware of the NFL’s New England Patriots in the Belichick/Brady era…at least enough to hate them whenever they squared off agains my Chiefs.

But the new 10-part documentary miniseries from Ron Howard’s production company is just about the perfect way to experience 20 years of superlative football.

Not that the series whitewashes the Pats’ history.  Spygate and Inflationgate are both prominently featured (those were, of course, scandals in which the team was accused of cheating). An entire episode is devoted to Aaron Hernandez, the tight end who could not outrun his unsavory past, was convicted of murder and died in prison.

There’s the looming presence of coach Bill Belichick, whose genius as a football strategist was nearly overpowered by his surly personality. Even team owner Robert Kraft (the rare multimillionaire who seems to be a be a genuinely good guy) is forced to admit that “my coach is a pain in the tush.”

And then there’s Tom Brady, who was picked up so late in the draft that just about everybody else already had gone home, and nevertheless became the greatest quarterback of all time. Much of his success was the result of unrelenting hard work and discipline…he’s got an ego, sure, but by series’ end I felt stirrings of affection for the guy.  

For a Chiefs fan “Dynasty” is a doubly fascinating experience, since it dovetails uncannily with the emerging Patrick Mahomes/Andy Reid storyline.  In both cases it’s a perfect pairing of coach with player; the difference, as far as I can tell, is the elements of toxic masculinity/competitiveness that eventually pushed Belichick and Brady apart are largely missing from Arrowhead’s environment.

Or so one hopes. We shall see.

Ken Watanabe, Anson Elgort

“TOKYO VICE” (Prime):   

Gangster yarns are always tasty.  Stories about the Yakuza, Japan’s infamous underworld, are even better, with a patina of samurai ethos plastered over the mayhem.

“Tokyo Vice,” based on the memoir by American journalist Jake Adelstein, has the added oomph of plopping us down in a foreign culture and exploring it (or at least certain aspects of it) in almost microscopic detail.

Anson Elgort (Tony in Spielberg’s “West Side Story”) stars as Adelstein, a recent college grad from Missouri who in the 1990s became the first foreign reporter on a major Japanese newspaper.  

Accustomed to American-style journalism, Adelstein often finds himself stymied  by the regimented way of doing things in Japan, especially the ingrained awe of authority. 

(Example:  Adelstein visits a crime scene and views a mutilated body, but when he reports about the ”murder” he is chastised by his editors; in Japan they must wait for the police to officially declare a murder has occurred before the word can even be printed.)

“Tokyo Vice” is crammed with interesting characters. The ever-great Ken Watanabe plays a crime-weary detective who becomes the reporter’s secret ally on the police beat. Rachel Keller plays a rebellious American farm girl (from Utah, no less) whose dream of running her own Tokyo nightclub are compromised by the crooks who provide funding.  Rinko Kikuchi (the tortured teen in “Babel”) is Adelstein’s immediate handler on the newspaper, an unusual gig for a woman and one that requires her to always defer to the men in the room.

And then there are the heavies, the Yakuza warlords and their henchmen.  I’m  not familiar with any of these actors, but they have been cast with a keen eye for their striking physical characteristics and ability to exude intimidation.

Kaya Scodelario, Theo James

“THE GENTLEMEN” (Netflix):   

There is a good Guy Ritchie, the jokester/genius who gave us funky Brit crime capers like “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels” and “Snatch.”

And there is a bad Guy Ritchie, as evidenced by his intolerable short-attention-span takes on Sherlock Holmes.

“The Gentleman” is good Guy Ritchie…in spades. He created the series (it’s inspired by his 2018 film of the same name, but with some major changes) and wrote and directed several episodes.

Theo James stars as Eddie Horniman (really? Horny Man?), who returns from service in His Majesty’s army to find his Pater dead; what’s more, the old man’s will jumps over the doped-up older son Freddy (Daniel Inge) to make Eddie a Duke and sole inheritor of the estate.

Eddie quickly discovers that the only thing keeping the manor afloat is an underground (literally) marijuana factory.  Seems the previous Duke was in cahoots with an imprisoned drug kingpin (Ray Winstone) and his coolly beautiful daughter (Kaya Scodelario), providing a safe space to grow and process the weed. 

Being a good guy, Eddie starts laying plans to extricate the family from this criminal enterprise.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

What makes ironically-title “The Gentlemen” fascinating is the slow corruption of our leading man. 

That and a small army of great performers delivering arrestingly eccentric characters.

Joely Richardson plays Eddie’s mother, who at first seems a font of entitled obliviousness but eventually is revealed to be much more on the ball. Vinnie Jones is the family’s uber-loyal gamekeeper.  Giancarlo Esposito is as an American billionaire determined to buy the estate. Pearce Quigley is scarily memorable as a Bible-quoting gangster whose beard and brutality are strictly OId Testament.

“The Gentlemen” effortlessly juggles hilarity and grotesque gruesomeness.  It may not be “important,” but it sure is fun.

| Robert W. Butler

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Charlie Hunnam

“KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD” My rating: D+ (Opens wide on May 12)

126 minutes | MPAA rating: PG-13

Having shrunk the great Sherlock Holmes to fit the limited palette of short attention span theater (more Vin Diesel than Conan Doyle), filmmaker Guy Ritchie has now unleashed his reductive skills on the Arthurian legend.

Predictably, “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword” is visually elephantine and dramatically stunted.

Know from the start that this “Arthur” has about as much in common with Malory or Tennyson as “Clash of the Titans” did with Bulfinch. Basically it’s a big shapeless slice of sword-and-sorcery, CG battles and quirky humor (providing you find it at all amusing).

In a prologue the kingdom of Uther Pendragon (Eric Bana) is seized during a great battle (war elephants the size of battleships…in England) by his scheming brother Vortigern (a sneering Jude Law, who portrays Watson in Ritchie’s Holmes franchise).

Before dying Uther sends his young son Arthur off to safety.  The boy grows up to be hunky Charlie Hunnam (“Sons of Anarchy”), raised in a brothel and unaware of his royal origins. He’s protective of the harlots who sheltered him, and regularly attends classes at a dojo run by an Asian martial arts master. (Seriously, there’s dialogue referring to “kung fu.” In Medieval London.) (more…)

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Henry Cavill as Napoleon Solo

Henry Cavill as Napoleon Solo

“THE MAN FROM UNCLE” My rating: C+

116 minutes | MPAA rating: PG-13

Having dragged down the great Sherlock Holmes to our world of short-attention-span cinema, Guy Ritchie now turns his camera on a fondly remembered TV series from the 1960s.

And, to give credit where it’s due, he has had the good sense to go easy on his usual hyperkinesis. “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.” isn’t particularly memorable, but it introduces some interesting ideas and avoids the most headache-inducing elements of this director’s style.

The original was television’s answer to the James Bond craze. Unlike the overtly satiric “Get Smart,” “U.N.C.L.E.” (United Network Command for Law and Enforcement) took a dry, tongue-in-cheek approach to international spying.

And in Napoleon Solo (portrayed back in the day by Robert Vaughn) the series gave us an impossibly unruffled, cooler-than-cool protagonist, who could view his own imminent demise with sardonic indifference.  The series was so huge it spawned action figures, toy guns and much more — one of the lunchboxes even has a home at the Smithsonian now.

Ritchie and a small army of writers give us an origin story that is less impressive for its dramatic elements than for its painstaking re-creation of swinging Europe in the ’60s.

Things get off to a busy start when the nattily dressed Solo (Henry Cavill, the current Superman) enters squalid East Berlin to spirit Gaby (“Ex Machina’s” Alicia Vikander), a tomboyish auto mechanic, over the Berlin Wall to freedom.

Their escape is almost foiled by a Soviet agent (Armie Hammer), who with his slow-burn,  hulking presence and almost superhuman strength seems a close relation to Robert Shaw’s assassin in “From Russia With Love.”

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Downey as Sherlock...man of 1,000 disguises

“SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS”  My rating: C 

129 minutes | MPAA rating: PG-13

The Robert Downey Jr.-powered “Sherlock Holmes” franchise, like the “Transformers” franchise, makes me feel very, very old.

Both series are hugely successful. Apparently they make other moviegoers terribly happy.

But they leave me feeling…empty. For all their visual razzle dazzle, there’s no there there. I might as well be beating myself over the head with an inflated pig bladder for all the pleasure these movies provide.

I know, I know. What a disagreeable old man I have become.

It’s not that I cannot appreciate superficial charm.  But these movies aren’t charming. Just superficial.

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